Philosophy: The great mystery is the great debate. People ask “how” was the universe created, the more important question is “why” was it created at all.

What an amazing statement to read while standing in my bathroom, wearing my old bathrobe, doing a simple daily facial.  Really makes me think, makes me ponder my own existence.  Why am I here? How big is the universe? What purpose is being?

My head hurts.

Philosophy’s the Great Mystery One-Minute Daily Facial will heal me.

Philosophy Great Mystery Facial

Really, the great mystery is how did philosophy manage to create a spa quality deep cleansing facial of this caliber in my bathroom. As I slather the paste onto my skin, the aroma fills me nose, I’m instantly relaxed and my head has stopped hurting from thinking about existence.  Rather, I’m calm.  I’m breathing better and deeper.

After massaging the cleanser into my face for a minute, I rinse with cool water and pat dry. Deep cleaning, exfoliating and purifying my face in a record speed, my skin is tight, crisp and clean.  It acts fast, so I don’t feel like I’m selfishly wasting my time being vain.

The Breakdown:

• 5 oz bottle
• $25 each
• Contains sea salts for natural, therapeutic exfoliation
• Smells like lavender

Tips:

• Use every day, once a week, or on special occasions – you decide.